soy sauce (Photo credit: jungmoon)

How to Create an Impressionist Painting on the Ceiling:

1. Reach for a soy sauce container.

2. Grab the container by the top/spout, not the body.

3. Carefully drop the container on the kitchen floor – making sure it lands flat and doesn’t tip over.

4. Step back as the soy sauce blows the lid off the container and splatters all over the ceiling.

5. Enjoy your masterpiece!

(And then it’s completely up to you whether to clean it up or sell prints.)