Manly?

Color mark from Crayola "Red Violet"...

Crayola “Red Violet” crayon. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Last weekend my BFF and I had a spa date for a relaxing girls’ day out in downtown Seattle. We parked in the shopping mall parking garage across from the spa.

After a wonderful relaxing afternoon (my toes are a pretty violet!), we headed back to the car. Somehow we ended up on the wrong floor of the garage. Hmm…no car. Figuring it out, we went back to the elevators and hit the “down” button.

The elevator door opened an a guy started to get out. He was decent-looking, a bit “macho” for my taste, in a thin tight v-neck t-shirt and trendy jeans. His two buddies said it was the wrong floor and pulled him back. We got in and I apologized for making them stop, but that we had gotten off on the wrong floor. He asked if, since he apparently wasn’t sure which floor he was on either, if we had seen his car.

Without missing a beat I replied “No, sorry, I didn’t see a pink Prius.”

All he could do was goggle and mutter “pink Prius?” over and over while his buddies howled.

(We saw them later as we came out of the garage – in a huge Suburban with music thumping. Yeah…that just figures…)

Quote of the day

Yesterday’s quote of the day (said by a man, in a serious conversation about cars):

“Horsepower is an acceptable substitute for cubic inches.”

(Umm…guys…this sentence means something TOTALLY different to women than you might think…)

Bastian and the Gelatinous Glob

When Bastian (our first cat) was still an only “child” we lived in a 2-bedroom apartment (this time WITH a dishwasher!).  One day when cleaning the litter box I noticed a strange object the size of a large marble.  It was a gelatinous and appeared to be attached to a piece of poop.  Euuewww.  I called out (okay, it may have been more of a shriek) to Sean, who brought me a paper towel.  I gently touched the towel to the glob and it came away bright red.  Eek!  With hearts pounding we quickly looked up the vet’s phone number.

A typical paranoid “mom”, I explained what we’d just found, and worried that our beloved cat was bleeding internally.  The vet ran us through the usual questions – is he eating, is he acting normal, is there anything he could have gotten into, etc.  Considering I was watching Bastian devour the food in his bowl I said that yes, he was acting very normal.

The vet explained that sometimes cats can eat something they shouldn’t, or have a small problem in their digestive tract, that can cause a one-time issue.  But if he was acting normal and eating as usual then we should just keep an eye on him (and the litter box) for anything else odd.

We watched him closely for a week and all seemed to be fine.  Nothing else appeared in the litter box, and he seemed happy.  The next weekend my best friend came over, as she usually did, to hang out, watch a movie, eat snacks, or whatever.  We mentioned to her what had happened, but that luckily all seemed to be well.

After a long pause she quietly said “Well…he did like my red licorice last week…”

a bag of red licorice

And the World Went Dark

corvette

corvette (Photo credit: Colorray)

I asked a friend if I could share one of his stories from his blog.  You can find Paul over at at www.pdfranklin.com.  I’m happy to be able to post his tale for you!

 

So, there I was, waist deep in the carcass of a 1975 Corvette. Waist deep because, along with not having a single piece of the original interior anywhere to be seen, the car’s floor was missing. The car stood on jack stands a foot or so off the bare concrete. Absent with the floor and interior was the rear window and T-bar roof frame. Liberal application of a Sawzall amputated them along with the rear deck. The list of missing bits gets longer, it would probably be easier to list what was left. The front and rear fenders were there, as was the long hood and the windshield. From a distance it looked pretty much like a Corvette convertible with no wheels.

I wasn’t there alone. The ‘Vette’s owner, and my best friend since Junior High was there too. He had a cutting torch in hand and blacked out goggles on to protect his eyes. I had on a welding mask.

I don’t remember exactly what Vince was about to give a dose of oxy-acetylene fueled flame, for reasons that will be evident in a moment. In truth, it could have been anything, ground effects tunnel rails, suspension bits (twenty year old bolts sometimes need a little help to loosen up).

There we were, him about to cut something and me probably holding the hoses that ran from the torch to the tanks so the didn’t snag on anything. The mask I was wearing was one of the auto-darkening variety. The face piece of the mask stays relatively clear while you position the welding or cutting equipment, then when you start working the mask goes dark so you don’t go blind from the intense light.

Anyway, Vince is cutting away and decides he needs to check his work. Since he has regular old goggles on he can’t have the flame in front of him when he flips the goggles up to have a look and he didn’t want to shut the torch off and have to re-light it. Vince flips his goggles up with his left hand and simultaneously swings the torch 180 degrees away, you guessed it, behind him. And who’s standing behind him? That’s right, me, keeping the torch hoses safely out of the way. All I see is the torch swinging around right at face level and just as all the flame is about to go by at eye level the mask blacks out entirely. All I see is a tiny point of light go past. The whole world went dark.

I’m sure I said something colorful along the lines of “holy sh!t”.

If we had been standing a few inches closer together I think it would have gotten a lot warmer inside that mask.

 

Again, thanks to Paul (see his website here) for letting me share this!

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